Have pesky gnomes been rummaging through your trash at night, eating all of your yesterdays delights? Have sassy little gnomes been leaving little stinky presents to step on in your lawn every morning? Is your Underwear missing?!?! It's time to fight back! Set this yard figurine in your yard and...

Have you ever been to the great pyramids of ancient Utanianta? The breathtaking Pekingese statues of the gods from a time within? This yard figurine is like those except waaay better and not as lame. This is the kind of figurine that your grandma will tell people about for 100...